Ever wondered what Airlines would be like if they were people?  Well I have, here are some ideas of what the personality / appearance of some airlines would be like if they were women!

• BA:  Evil – Nasty piece of work, summed up in one word, not to be mentioned on this blog!
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• Virgin:  Tease – Dam fine, but isn’t all that interested in you
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• Ryan Air:  Cheap – She is running out of money, and wants yours
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• Emirates:  Classy (Snob) – High maintenance, but worth the money (maybe for some)
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• Easy Jet:  The local Hooker – Easy to book, but Screws a lot of customers
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• United Airlines:  The Biggy – Robust, festively plump, oh ok just fat…
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• Monarch:  Working Class – Your hard nut working class woman, don’t mess
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• Flybe:  Quiet – Too Quiet – Way too quiet, too unpredictable, could hit that time of the month at any moment!
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• Sky Europe:  Dead – Unless you’re into that sort of thing, not much use anymore!
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• KLM:  The Granny – Can do your knitting for you, maybe cook you a nice dinner, at least she won’t charge.
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• Qantas:  Aussie Chick – Could probably bench press more than you, but at least you’ll get good food from her!
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Got any other ideas?