So, we all know that there are Crocodiles in the sewers, Obama isn’t American, and women can’t have orgasms.
Whether or not you are a victim of any of these common myths, everyone can fall for a lie sometimes and swimming pool myths are no exception. In order for you to get your facts straight and hopefully relax a little more by the pool, I have collected up some of the most popular and prevalent myths about swimming pools, and most importantly – why you shouldn’t let them spoil your holiday.
Myth #1 – Chlorine makes swimming pools smell bad.

“We went to the pool today, and had to leave because the smell of chlorine was so strong. I even put in a complaint.”
Honestly, there is no reason why well-looked after swimming pools should smell at all. That familiar ‘swimming pool smell’ that seems to vary in intensity is not actually the chlorine itself, but things called combined chloramines that are created when chlorine does its job destroying bacteria & other ‘organic material’ (yup including THAT organic material). So the chances are that if you find the smell too much, the pool staff most likely need to use more chlorine and better swimming pool filters to clear up those nasty chloramines.
Quite simply, the dirtier the clientele & the less rigorous the cleaners, the more chloramines build up and the smell gets stronger. Sort it out please, hotel manager!
Myth #2 – Don’t swim for an hour after eating or you’ll get cramp and drown!

“Kids! NO!!!! You can’t swim for an hour you’ve just had your lunch.”
Well, whichever side of the fence you are on, we all know that parents’ main function is to worry about everything, know everything, and have the final word. But on this one, my mum, your mum, most people’s mums – were in the wrong. People get cramp because they are using their muscles more than their system can currently handle; it’s a simple case of blood flow, oxygenation and muscle health not living up to the demands placed on them. Of course, if you’ve just had a large meal, your body is diverting more blood to the digestive system, which could moderately increase your chances of getting a mild cramp. Even in this case, the chances are increased no more than jumping in the swimming pool and going wild after a whole morning lazing about.
So, send the kids in the pool whenever they want. The digestive, muscular & circulatory benefits of swimming far outweigh any truth in this ridiculous myth!
Myth #3 – They put chemicals in the water that turn purple if you wee!

“Listen kids – don’t wee in the pool. It will turn the water green, everyone will know, and you’ll have to go home.”
Call it the wee-finder, call it guilty water, call it a ‘most embarrassing’ childhood fear, call it what you want, but this myth is especially pervasive and seems to be accepted by children worldwide.
But thankfully here’s another terrifying myth we can safely put to rest. I for one remember being told this on some fun day out with all my mates at the Lido. We all looked in terror at one another, promised we wouldn’t wee and get ourselves kicked out, and spent the entire day running off to the toilets every time we sipped our drinks. It was late in the day when one of my friends whisperingly told me he had wee’d in the swimming pool… and there was no purple cloud.
Mmm… combining the answers to myths #1 and #3… we’ve uncovered the true purpose of this myth. To save money on chlorine! But seriously, don’t wee in the pool.
Myth #4 – Chlorine turns blonde hair a nasty bogey green!

“Tracy, don’t get in the pool… I spent hours in it yesterday and my hair turned green! It’s too much chlorine!”
This is another case of mistaken identity. Poor old chlorine is like the ‘usual suspect’ in the neighbourhood, always getting lined up to take the rap for any old crime that comes along. Quite simply, good old misunderstood chlorine is innocent, but someone else was at the scene of the crime – and left some irrefutable evidence. The real perpetrator of this swimming pool horror is a common mineral (get it? Huh-huh…) often found in swimming pools in safe levels. Copper, the vicious green hair-colouring blonde-thief, can be introduced by using mineral-based systems intended as alternatives to popular swimming pool chemicals.
Guess what you need to clear up excess minerals like copper? Our best mate – good old innocent chlorine!
Well, that’s it for this post. I’d be especially interested to know if anyone’s got any more swimming pool myths for me to debunk, and in the meantime – enjoy the pool!




